I’m not saying they deserved it, but going round with a big cross on your back is sort of asking for it.
Basically, a game about Johnny Gat going to Hell to murder the crap out of Satan. I approve.
"She’s the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Tell her she’s as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets. Tell her you need her help. Tell her to rescue you, and care for you, and whatever you do, do not scream the word ‘poop’ at the top of your lungs."
Because advertising can never be too silly or out of place.
When all else fails you, there’s always sulking.
Bonus points for walking away without looking.
Love or hate this game, you’ve gotta admit there are some cool gifs to be had from it.
Mortal Kombat does Aladdin.